Broke In Hollywood

You can’t beat 99¢!

It’s probably a combination of both. :-(

I only like walking when gas prices are up.

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—	Broke in Hollywood.

I Need A Dollar! This song is too real.

We all know somebody who’s doing it.

That’s the only explanation.

Let’s clarify. There are different levels of broke. Broke in Hollywood doesn’t necessarily mean struggling. It just means that you should not pretend to be part of the Hollywood elite, or waste money on material things or temporary pleasures to impress other vain people who are probably in the same situation. Do you want to be a wannabe, or do you want to be real? Oh wait, I forgot this is Hollywood. Very few people are real.

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—	Broke In Hollywood

Story of my life. :-(

I know it’s wrong, but it’s true.

Think about it. I’m black, and Will and I both have similar shaped heads. If I put on a black suit and sunglasses, I can pose on Hollywood Boulevard as one of the Men In Black. I’m just saying!

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—	Emile Ennis Jr.